First, the mishaps. The screwups. The WTFs up with my gardens.
My vegetable garden? My beloved, belabored vegetable garden? Well, it’s not having the relationship with me that I had hoped for. I put in a lot of work early and expected reliable payoffs. Nah, no such luck.
So, I have no success in that stupid vegetable garden. But I do have luck with the edibles. They’re just all herbs! Wonderful as they are, you can’t make an entire meal or even a whole dish out of herbs. (Well, you can, but only 1 in 4 in the house would eat it. Moi.)
The successes. The gorgeous, glorious successes.